The Results of Our Inaugural WUP Premonitions 2015-16
As many of you will remember, back at the start of the season, we ran a for-fun, simple 4-question survey to test your skills and lack of judgement against your fellow guestbookers!
We asked you to guesstimate:
Final league position.
Final number of points.
Top goalscorer.
Number of goals he (or she) will score.
Sounds so easy and obvious! Ooh... but was it?
But most importantly was there a prize [*] at the end of the season for the closest guess?
Final Position: 7th (Playoffs)
There were 197 responses to this question, with mystic Wuppites predicting finishes between champions with 300 points to relegation with 43 points.
Ignoring a couple of silly answers (you know who you are), the mood was actually very positive, with over 83% believing we'd finish in the top 10 and more than half of those going for a play-off or better place.
With 7th Place cemented in the penultimate week, a lot of bragging rights were earned just by our making The Playoffs, so well done all you optimistic scattershotters out there!
However, next season we make you actually pick a final place, from 1st to 24th inclusive, just to make things harder!
Final Points
With a 1-0 Win on our final game against Newport, we climbed the dizzy heights of 75 points in a season, shattering our previous paltry best by an astounding margin.
Still, this was not enough to put off a surprising number of optimistic Wombles. Although to be fair any small amount of research would have told them that one needed at least 70 points to make the playoff places.
Top Goalscorer
Lyle Taylor's pre-season goalfest turned a few heads. Of 191 sensible responses, 156 of you had him down as your top scorer. With a low of 11 goals and a high of 32 goals, an average of just over 18 meant that many people, who were just a little more optimistic than the rest, once again hit the target, or close to.
With Lyle Taylor taking a well-earned rest in the final game, this threw the final results into a bit of a tizzy – with more than a dozen people earning close-but-no-cigar status, by dint of getting spot on with points (or one point out) but screwing up/being screwed out of Ultimate Bragging Rights, when he might have grabbed one or two more against the Welsh side already dreaming of their Summer Holidays on Barry Island.
But good on NA for resting his tired front and back lines, ready for the Assault on Accrington.
NB Taylor was also by far the most fire-powered of our forwards, with Azeez finishing second on 7 for the season, and Akinfenwa and Elliot both on 6. A decent amount of goals from midfield, which is nice – although the HAFSOG meter remains relatively in the low end of the spectrum.
And so, the results…..
Spot On:
Miraculously, given the oddities of the season, One Wupper got it bang on the money, with Playoffs and 75 Points predicted, along with a prescient 20 goal tally for Taylor.
STEP FORWARD “Champion” Alexandra Don!
You win a free subscription to the fanzine for next season!
Runners-Up win TWO free subscripti… okay I’ll get my coat….
Some honourable mentions, with a number of fans getting very close, so we bestow upon those mentioned some Mini-Bragging Rights throughout the summer. Only a couple of referee’s opinions and offside decisions separated you from A Summer Of Glory on the Guestbook.
We still think you did really well – as did others who were there or thereabouts. But with a surprising number of Wuppers being one point/goal or two away from mindreading claims, it was hard to break it down even further.
Here’s a nice chart tho, for posterity, so the closest of you can see your name/tag embossed on the interwebs for ever more!
Name |
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Position |
Points |
Top Scorer |
Goals |
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WUP Champion 2016! |
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Alexandra Don |
Playoffs |
75 |
Taylor |
20 |
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Worthy Runners-Up: |
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Monty |
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Playoffs |
75 |
Taylor |
19 |
Mark Goldfinch |
Playoffs |
74 |
Taylor |
20 |
chris davis |
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Playoffs |
74 |
Taylor |
20 |
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Honourable Participation Plaques…. |
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Monty |
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Playoffs |
75 |
Taylor |
22 |
Dave McKnight |
Playoffs |
75 |
Taylor |
23 |
Mike |
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Playoffs |
75 |
Taylor |
14 |
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The Roll Call Of Mini-Bragging Rights: |
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Tommy |
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Playoffs |
76 |
Taylor |
21 |
Russell Jones |
Playoffs |
74 |
Taylor |
21 |
Slow Train |
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Playoffs |
74 |
Taylor |
19 |
ducky |
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Playoffs |
74 |
Taylor |
18 |
Chris Lennon |
Playoffs |
74 |
Taylor |
18 |
Pat Bailey |
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Playoffs |
74 |
Taylor |
22 |
Headcorn Womble |
Playoffs |
74 |
Taylor |
17 |
bob |
|
Playoffs |
74 |
Taylor |
23 |
Secret Agent |
Playoffs |
76 |
Taylor |
23 |
Ribligo |
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Playoffs |
74 |
Taylor |
23 |
South Coast Womble |
Playoffs |
74 |
Taylor |
23 |
Thanks to everyone for playing, and hopefully you will have another go before the season starts again on Saturday!