* if, not it.

Does anybody know who we (AFCW) are playing at the end of the week in Spain, it anybody? Just curious, nothing more.

There is an actual photo of him with Infantino brandishing a red card, so to say that he doesn't know what one is....

The Fifa peace prize,gives you special privileges

This is so good - the kids whose parents wouldn’t let them watch the game, so they watched anyway [Link]

He hasn’t even been to a game apparently and yet he is going to be presenting the trophy to the winners - for someone who claims to know more about football than anybody, it’s weird that he admitted to not having a clue what a red card even was….

We all knew the orange one would stick his evil little nose into WC affairs at some stage, but as blatantly as this? The surprise, or maybe predictable event, is that (not so)Innocenti fell for it. What a shambles.

He sounds like a genuine all rounder. Great at everything. What a guy.

Good at sport though

Unhinged

[Link] Imagine what the Mango Mussolini is going to say when the Yanks lose and they're out with no second chance

Lol [Link]

With the right incentive I'm sure FIFA can make a new rule so that anyone born on 21 July 2000 can't play against the country they were born in.

Thought as much - lucky it was him and not Kane or Bellingham…. Maybe England should sue FIFA or Trump or someone for their unsafe and dangerous fixtures and fittings at the stadia…. (before anyone overreacts, that’s not actually a serious suggestion!!).

Too late now.

That Henderson arm injury doesn’t look at all good - I know he’s not really featured (probably to the relief of some), but it does leave England a man short in the squad. Are they allowed to draft anyone in, or is it too late?

Rosie Dixon?

Sandy - a nice take on it here, plus a little nod to yesterday’s chat about AC/DC (Instagram link, so for those who don’t have it, best avoid…) [Link]

Blimey. Blatter says something sensible. Makes you wonder what he would have done if he'd been FIFA president though.

[Link] Paragraph 11. Must be bad if he's popped out

Agree with you on both points there…

Never been a fantasy/fetish of mine tbh. Think my brain works too logically and nurses (bless them one and all) have to mop up too much bodily fluids to make the idea sexy.

Mark L, what time are you on GB News tonight?

Trigg - that’s good… when you said night nurse, I wasn’t 100% certain you meant the medicine as opposed to an actual, y’know, nurse…

It did actually. Not sure exactly what time I went to bed - some time around 4am but I slept til 10am.