My wife went to a Russian restaurant in Brighton once, all the staff were Russian and none smiled. When asked why they told her it was assumed that if you smiled you had something to hide

 Apologies to any actual Russian speakers who may have noticed my typo...

 Trigger - something like "Привет. меня завот Роберт - Я думаю что тебя есть красинвые глаза и тоже болшое сиськи"?

 Russia’s lovely. But when you get there Rob don’t try and chat up a Russian lady by telling her she’s beautiful - it doesn’t register with them. You need to be very specific about what you find attractive about them. And don’t smile at anyone until you know them. In Russia smiling without a reason is seen as as looking quite stupid. If you eat the local food it helps with the not-smiling thing.

 RK - it was more to do with Papers being on TikTok than CDMX meaning Mexico City...

 When I googled it it said it was Mexico City, am I wrong?

 It was obviously done as a spoof, but Carsh felt the need to correct ;-/

 Went to Russia twice in 2018 despite people saying we’d be killed and they hated us it was a very pleasant and interesting experience

 Tranmere could still drop out of L2.

 Paddington - cheers. TBF those kind of places are fine, and a lot better than some in Europe.

 Enjoyed the update, REPD. Loved the end of term analogy. Have a good hol in all those places. You're braver than I've ever been. Rather go to Italy any day.

 He is I’ve seen him running through the Scientology building.

 Papers is not on TikTok so that’s obviously not true 😀

 Could this be our last matchday programme? Papers saying on tiktok that he's going to buy them all and sell on ebay for £50 each

 Interesting (?) that Layton Stewart is the interviewed player in tomorrow's programme - [Link]

 Spare a thought for Dorking, top for several weeks until an injury crisis (see AFC Wimbledon for more details), and they lost several on the bounce to fall back to 4th. Played Maidenhead off the park 1st half, in their PO eliminator) before taking foot off pedal 2nd hald and holding onto to win 2-0. When I checked before game, the winner were due to play away to Torquay on Sunday ko 3pm. It has now changed to Saturday ko 12:30 with other semi ko 4pm!

 Good shout CW I didn’t spot that

 If Harrogate and Crawley both win and Newport lose they both stay up

 Harrogate at home to Barnet who must be gutted by their close but no cigar season - they can see the playoffs right there in front of them but cannot get there regardless of any results tomorrow. Harrogate need to better Crawley’s result tomorrow to send them down.

 CW - that would be tragic

 TF - suitably amended...

 Talking of Orsi, Crawley could go out of the league tomorrow if they lose to Salford

 Only half way through and enjoying the Friday update immensely but have to pick you up on this: “ I think 23/24 (JJ’s second season in charge) was the last time the end of the campaign was a dead rubber before it ended. Since then, with one or two exceptions it’s either been us fighting to go up or trying to avoid the drop.”

 Anyway, everyone, SW19 has done a rare-as-an-Orsi-hattrick Friday update - [Link]

 Brighton - link sent