Update on Haydon's progress?

 Hashtag 1 Wimbledon 1 after 50 minutes. [Link]

 By the way, was I the only one juvenile enough to snigger at JJ promising to bring Hippolyte off if he went hard?

 Good luck to the women's team today. Let's hope they stay up too. Grateful if anyone's able to post the score here.

 Out in these rural areas we all have guns RK. We say it’s to shoot grouse and protect livestock but really it’s to keep Londoners away.

 No Jack, but Coventry have done Wrexscum, well done on the party at home and your fans. No parachut payments, those fans have been through a lot.

 Apparently, in this country, there are 2.37m licensed firearms or about 4.5% of adults. Was quite surprised it was that high. In US, they don't maintain records or have a licensing system (!) but based on sales, it's estimated to be 500m or nearly 1.9 per adult

 Fair play to the York player for reacting to the assault on him by that twat of a fan. Sadly. the FA will crucify him but I hope the police keep out of it.

 Florida, that’s so naughty - we don’t do politics on here any more… 🫣

 The assassination attempt has made me completely forget the Epstein files.

 London looks so good on Marathon day, especially when it’s sunny like today 🥳

 Dean Parsons is at 3.5 miles…. a long way to go - track his progress in the London Marathon app and sponsor him for DLAG 💙💛🎉

 Least Haydon can say he was in the same marathon that the world record got smashed to under 2 hours

 Good luck to Haydon today, bit sunny and warm to be running 26 miles even without a massive hot Womble suit on…. 🥵 Keep adding to his sponsorship folks, not quite at the target yet…..

 The devil takes care of his own.

 Great 24 hrs, Dons staying up, trump surviving another assassin attempt.

 Coventry v Luton, Brighton v Cardiff, Notts County v Wrexham, Bristol Rovers v SwinDon, Carlisle v Hartlepool.

 I hope that York City player doesn’t get any fine or ban for lamping that fan.

 WUP doesn't seem capable of staying up

 Spartan - the shooter was captured alive and is in hospital apparently…..

 $6m - that comment about rivers reminded me just now of the stat about how, up until this season, the nearest EFL ground to the Mersey was Stockport

 Good piece as ever, Rob. Must admit I hadn't considered the possibility of Luton v scum next season!

 Are we back? Good - SW19 on us staying up - [Link]

 Incredible result for us yesterday, I was very much fearing the worst in the last couple of weeks. It gives us another season of buffer where the worst that can happen is we slip back into league two. I share the concerns of many on here that any investment will ultimately be wasted, but we shall see.

 Trump was at a dinner a few hours ago and gun shots were fired outside the building. The gunman has been "confirmed" dead.