Three points would certainly be a Bounty in this Crunch(ie) game.

Hopefully Forrester starts again on Saturday so he can show Plymouth some of his twix

I look forward to our farming industry, famously profitable without EU subsidies and famously unreliant on immigrant workers expanding once we stop those EU subsidies and stop those immigrant workers coming in Hardon.

Big Mrs Brown’s Boys fan eh?

If we lose on Saturday i'm moving to MARS. I'd have to go by rocket because an AERO-plane won't get me there. Just for you TF :-)

Plymouth Argyle Supporters on the Internet - that's really zingy isn't it.

*Snickers*

Really? They all think Ardley is too stubborn?

Fascinating reading the Plymouth message board ww.pasoti.co.uk - ut reads a lot like this place did a week ago

Please tell me you’re not all trying to think up confectionary-based jokes.

Ah the drive time wup lull.

It’s no Malteser, that’s for sure.

I'm glad that you grasped it then, Kyle ;-)

I'd never heard that quote about making a Maltese cross but I'm fairly sure an imbecile could grasp it

FWIW, from what I've seen I think L1 is no great shakes this season. Makes our poor start all the more frustrating. We should be top half comfortably and pushing towards the playoffs. Just look at what Shrewsbury have achieved with good recruitment and team spirit. No reason why we could not be in a similar position IMO.

League 1 is tougher this season because there is so little between the best and the worst sides, unlike last season.

If football was played on paper then we'd win on Saturday but it's played on grass, sadly

WVD - Seriously though, that is good news that there are at least 4 teams worse than us. 3 points on Saturday will go some way to confirming that.

"So Mr Green you currently help financially support a club that has signed players like Whelpdale and Barnett is that correct?" "Stop the interview, stop the interview NOW."

I see John Green has a new book out so we may get even more publicity on the back of the marketing, although he didn't mention us once in the Guardian interview

English children are kind but German children are kinder.

WVD - if the bottom 4 are worse than last season at this stage we are safe then 😆😉. I think i'll light up a cigar and put my feet up. NA must've been on a wind up, getting us all worked up over nothing. You naughty boy Neal, go and have a weekend away, after all, you deserve it.

Kentish/Spartan, you may be right - Thought I'd check, but comparing against last season, the bottom 4 a worse this year by a longshot... Wouldn't want to be Plymouth with 7 points and -13 going into a 6 pointer with a last minute keeper/or 18yr old.

Diddy - all we need now is for Brighton Don to concur. Maltese connection space. :-)

tGG - I know you have a brain the size of a planet and all they ask you to do is Logistics