There’s a narrow outside a primary school in Ewell - last time I saw two cars both trying to be first to the gap, one of them ended up on its roof…. Now they’ve got a “school street” instead (actually it’s in addition…) - massive signs, cameras, and big fines if you drive down that road at certain times of the school day (drop off/pick up hours…)…

On digital tickets - absolutely pointless technology. It probably saves Fulham some money on printing costs and employing people, perhaps graduates searching for any type of employment, because God forbid they can only pay their average non-entity foreign midfielder, who will make no difference to their league position or anyone's life in any way whatsoever, £150k a week instead of £160k.

RK - all the roads around me are now 'narrows' because they're all lined by parked cars.

DO-it was probably the cheaper option

RK yes we do, all the road works, designed to bring London traffic to a log jam. See TFL

The club have now received the digital ticket links from Fulham and will be emailing Wimbledon fans today.

My suggestion: AFCW should stop selling tix now as just digging a deeper hole. Print off all tix (unless this invalidates digital versions) and send whole lot to Fulham ticket office, so anyone who has a problem with digitix has a fallback.

You urban dwellers probably don't encounter these

Where the road "narrows" to make two-way traffic impossible

It’s the opposite of the broads in Norfolk.

Narrows? Explain in English please. Is it a local feature.

Suspect Fulham just assume that we're like Prem fans and have experience of these tickets. There doesn't appear to be much common sense around now (old git speak). In our village we have several sets of "narrows", and on one, I will see vehicles just follow the car in front into the narrows thus blocking or gridlocking it as cars already in the narrows going the opposite way, can't get through. See this nearly every rush hour ...

Have you actually tried buying one of the P2 tickets though? “These seats are not contiguous” “These two seats are no longer available we recommend you try these seats at Elland Road and Tannadice instead, which are also not available.”

I hope that the ticket situation gets sorted for all you lovely Wombles attending the Fulham game. If it doesn't go well, I suspect that there will be more excitement before the game rather than on the pitch. There won't be a match report, but rather a ticket riot report.

Just spoke to the Fulham ticket office. I explained the situation. They said if we have issues getting or downloading the tickets we need to speak to our ticket office, who should print out a ticket and send them over to Fulham. We would then collect them from the Guest Collections Window next to the main ticket office. However, they don't open until 90 minutes before kick off and, in any event, would not have received the printed tickets from us before then. We need to bring photo ID and the ticket has to be in the name of that ID for them to hand them over.

There are still hundreds of tix in P2 section. P1 section not on sale, so empty.

TF - ah right, there's still a spare going if anyone needs one

Last I saw we’d sold our 4,750 allocation - feels like it’s too late to sort out a further 1,250 of the maximum possible 6k which could have been made available. Certainly not hearing anyone screaming that they wanted a ticket but couldn’t get one.

I just called up the ticket office. They still have not sent the tickets out yet. They could not give a time when they would be sent them out by. They could not even say it would be today or indicate a time to expect them by. They shut at 4.00 pm. They said they are working as hard as they can. They said there is no point going to Plough Lane. If there is an issue downloading the ticket they advised getting back in touch so a physical ticket can be collected from Fulham tomorrow, although Fulham themselves don't seem to be aware of this. Couldn't comment on obtaining a refund if the tickets are not sent out.

Have we sold all our tickets, by the way?

I'm told these tickets work if you stand on one leg and sing the Slovakian national anthem in a slightly jazzed way

Could easily be that Fulham haven’t provided the tickets yet.

* still not, not still, obviously.

Is there anything on social media about Fulham tickets as I've still had an email and there's nothing on the OS. I don't use social media. When do away teams at Fulham normally get tickets as I can't help but think there is a serious problem and our ticket office are out of their depth. You don't buy a ticket 9 days ago and the day before the event still not have it under normal circumstances.

Any insider knowledge anyone on FulhamTicketsGate?