Well he seems keen and enthusiastic, has anyone seen our new signing play?

 Wally n Hodger, well done!

 Sort of hope so, Amba. Seeing my name in connection with feats of athleticism might confuse me after all these years.

 dan - it’s the “second hand” you need to worry about ;)

 Amba - or Arfur.

 Welcome Nesta!

 I hope WUP have stockpiled Guinness gifs

 Meadow - I take it you won't be in the market for one of the tees then?

 You just know our new signing going to be nicknamed "Bob", isn't he?

 Good to see that we are signing a non-league player from a local club. We missed out on Lowe at H&R who is now at Pompey, so this shows a step up in our recruitment policy. Well done all concerned.

 No WUP is better than a bad WUP

 I've just seen from the Premonitions sticky that I've won a second-hand copy of Razzle - yes!!

 People will also begin to recognise Joe Palmer too.

 lurker - Burey doesn't feature on the OS First Team players page. Nor do any of the released players announced earlier this month.

 The signing: [Link]

 Meadow-Kaiserslautern are the Sunderland of Germany, huge club fallen on hard times, the week after we won the FA Cup in 1988 I saw a game there, they had to win to stay in the top division, we’re losing 2-1 at half time but ended up winning 5-2 in front of a sellout crowd, the atmosphere was incredible and I’ve never forgotten it

 For YW told you he was coming 🤣

 Nesta signs.

 T-shirts look fucking awful. Who designed them?

 "t-shirts"

 G'day!!

 And it seems it's new t-shorts :-(

 Official tweet: "Incoming!"

 haha, Jon Main,tweeting"get Boris in"

 Is there "next but one PM" betting tGG? Corbyn and Farage could be quite short odds for that.