I'm going to have to wear a bullet proof vest in morden .

I think the description for the OTD picture relates to the one used yesterday. Incidentally, I could see a ball in it. [Link]

nick - It wasn't just the supermarket [Link]

Anyone who goes on Mock The Week would be sent straight to jail do not pass Go.

Kyle Hudlin plays against Leyton Orient today in the FA Cup.

We're trying to ease the prison population RK, adding all unfunny comedians would simply overwhelm.

Brand should serve additional time for being "criminally unfunny"

Morning all. ICYMI with WUP being updated, we did release a new 9yrspodcast on Thursday. Stu and I reviewed the Stockport game, and discussed voting issues with the investor proposal. We also lamented commentary standards, the loss of open terraces, and soup. There's also a look ahead to today's game with Crewe. Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and YouTube via [Link]

keefy - unlikely I’d say…

Will we be on the list of cup shocks today by winning ?

Let’s hope the judge throws the booky wook at Russell Brand when he sentences him on Monday…

Oddsock it was pretty lively around Morden on Wednesday morning with lots of armed police chasing around, especially at Morden Hall Park. I hadn’t realised that we still had that many police in the Met or so many unmarked police cars

One for Mr T [Link]

Also, this has been in local news (Morden) [Link]

Latest AELTC development news [Link]

Not 100% yet but hopefully it'll hold up while I finish off in the background.

I'm testing you Bert. :-)

Correct which probably helps because it stops J “Shrewd J” J setting up for the 0-0 so he can bring Crewe back to The Lane and pocketing the gate receipts.

So extra time and penalties if applicable, no replay

Going backwards from last season we have gone out of the FA Cup to: Gateshead, Dagenham & Redbridge, Ipswich, Chesterfield, Boreham Wood, Crawley, Doncaster, Millwall, Spurs, Sutton, FGR then you’re back to the Liverpool game.

Yeah I saw our recent record (last 10 years) and it's not confidence building. Crewe away would usually be a definite for me but with the performances I've seen so far at the away matches I have done and alternative plans available then I'll just have to keep up via Ceefax.

Didn't we beat Cheltenham 5-1 when they were a division above us rather than lose to them? I remember losing 2-0 at home to Chesterfield when they were in the National League. I think that might have even bern the same season and the next round, who went on to play somebody like West Brom.

When I looked yesterday, cheapest train ticket return to Crewe was about £40.

Doubt we'll take that many. Fans spent last weekend on the Stockport trip, not to mention Sheff Weds

Trigs, last year we lost to Gateshead in the first round, year before we lost to Daggers in the 2nd round, year before that was the last time we got to the 3rd round (lost to Ipswich), year before that we lost in the 2nd round to Cheltenham, year before that we lost to Boreham Wood in the 3rd round.