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Apologies to any actual Russian speakers who may have noticed my typo...
1st May 2026 13:26:13
[45.lo.gg.ed]
Suppose it could be a good chat-up line though
Trigger - something like "Привет. меня завот Роберт - Я думаю что тебя есть красинвые глаза и тоже болшое сиськи"?
1st May 2026 13:19:05
[45.lo.gg.ed]
Can't see that in any phrasebook
Russia’s lovely. But when you get there Rob don’t try and chat up a Russian lady by telling her she’s beautiful - it doesn’t register with them. You need to be very specific about what you find attractive about them. And don’t smile at anyone until you know them. In Russia smiling without a reason is seen as as looking quite stupid. If you eat the local food it helps with the not-smiling thing.
1st May 2026 13:09:21
[195.lo.gg.ed]
Ukraine is also lovely - I don’t take sides.
RK - it was more to do with Papers being on TikTok than CDMX meaning Mexico City...
1st May 2026 12:49:03
[45.lo.gg.ed]
Russia is *the* big one on my travel bucket list. Little bit of local difficulty though
When I googled it it said it was Mexico City, am I wrong?
1st May 2026 12:46:42
[81.lo.gg.ed]
Ex www.wup.me.uk - The home of WU
It was obviously done as a spoof, but Carsh felt the need to correct ;-/
1st May 2026 12:24:23
[31.lo.gg.ed]
Went to Russia twice in 2018 despite people saying we’d be killed and they hated us it was a very pleasant and interesting experience
1st May 2026 12:23:02
[81.lo.gg.ed]
Had to look up where CDMX was
Tranmere could still drop out of L2.
1st May 2026 12:22:17
[82.lo.gg.ed]
Unless they re-calculate on an average ppg/league placing basis, in which case they make the play-offs!
Paddington - cheers. TBF those kind of places are fine, and a lot better than some in Europe.
1st May 2026 12:15:41
[45.lo.gg.ed]
Been to places like Bogota and CDMX too, and it's just a case of keeping wits in check and not to act up
Enjoyed the update, REPD. Loved the end of term analogy. Have a good hol in all those places. You're braver than I've ever been. Rather go to Italy any day.
1st May 2026 12:14:25
[86.lo.gg.ed]
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He is I’ve seen him running through the Scientology building.
1st May 2026 12:05:23
[82.lo.gg.ed]
Papers is not on TikTok so that’s obviously not true 😀
1st May 2026 11:54:54
[81.lo.gg.ed]
Ex www.wup.me.uk - The home of WU
Could this be our last matchday programme? Papers saying on tiktok that he's going to buy them all and sell on ebay for £50 each
1st May 2026 11:52:06
[31.lo.gg.ed]
Ex www.wup.me.uk - The home of WU
Spare a thought for Dorking, top for several weeks until an injury crisis (see AFC Wimbledon for more details), and they lost several on the bounce to fall back to 4th. Played Maidenhead off the park 1st half, in their PO eliminator) before taking foot off pedal 2nd hald and holding onto to win 2-0. When I checked before game, the winner were due to play away to Torquay on Sunday ko 3pm. It has now changed to Saturday ko 12:30 with other semi ko 4pm!
1st May 2026 11:24:27
[31.lo.gg.ed]
Just 2.5 days to recover, they will lose, but had they had the extra day, I would fancy them to win ...
Good shout CW I didn’t spot that
1st May 2026 11:04:05
[195.lo.gg.ed]
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If Harrogate and Crawley both win and Newport lose they both stay up
1st May 2026 11:00:52
[81.lo.gg.ed]
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Harrogate at home to Barnet who must be gutted by their close but no cigar season - they can see the playoffs right there in front of them but cannot get there regardless of any results tomorrow. Harrogate need to better Crawley’s result tomorrow to send them down.
1st May 2026 10:35:44
[195.lo.gg.ed]
Salford have strong motivation tomorrow as a win might get them automatic promotion or would at least get them the coveted top spot in the playoff places. Interesting that Exeter link in the SW19 report where they call out financial mismanagement at board level. Thank the lord that’s not us eh?
CW - that would be tragic
1st May 2026 10:12:06
[45.lo.gg.ed]
I mean, Salford going up.
Talking of Orsi, Crawley could go out of the league tomorrow if they lose to Salford
1st May 2026 10:05:55
[81.lo.gg.ed]
Ex www.wup.me.uk - The home of WU
Only half way through and enjoying the Friday update immensely but have to pick you up on this: “ I think 23/24 (JJ’s second season in charge) was the last time the end of the campaign was a dead rubber before it ended.
Since then, with one or two exceptions it’s either been us fighting to go up or trying to avoid the drop.”
1st May 2026 09:52:01
[195.lo.gg.ed]
There’s only been one season between 24/25 and this one.
Brilliant 🤩 thanks - have emailed ⚽️
1st May 2026 08:04:07
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