It's proving very difficult to find a shop selling "Left Guard" for my other armpit...

Told my son that if anyone tries to take his lunch money he should headbutt them. The twat was sent home for breaking the dinner lady's nose.

Some great ones here, plus plenty to groan at… [Link] If you’re going to the World Cup in the US, maybe “What is the best place in America to shop for a new soccer kit? New Jersey!” would suit…

My wife's had this ridiculous idea that I'm playing too much golf. Actually, it came to a head at about 11.30 last night. She suddenly shouted at me: "Golf, golf, golf, All you ever think about is bloody golf!” I'll be honest, it frightened the life out of me. I mean, you don't expect to meet somebody on the 14th green at that time of night.

The old ones are still gooduns, OI.

Is that the prize winning joke of 2013 Pete?

Charlton are a Championship club...

Thanks CW - I presume not much is likely to happen before then, but hopefully CC has a couple of things up his sleeve…

David Moyes has promised fans of Man u that they will be in a major European competition next year,even if he has to write the song himself.

Think the championship team is Southampton as seen someone with a Southampton coat near Woodies

Contracts usually end at the end of June IIRC

Did contracts end already, I’ve forgotten when that happens…?

CW - Wrexham seem to think that they are Barcelona or something….

Starting to see the odd new signing from clubs “around our level” - wonder if Hash will get his first new signing Thursday tomorrow or Friday.

Wrexham AFC has now announced the full pre-season tour matches for the summer of 2026. The tour will start in Europe with a celebration of Wisła Kraków's 120th anniversary at the Synerise Arena Kraków before facing Manchester United at Helsinki's iconic Olympic Stadium. The Red Dragons will then be returning Stateside for the third time, and first since 2024, and will play against Liverpool, Leeds United and Sunderland AFC.

Millwall please as the other championship club.

At least in the norwich friendly we can sing songs about Andy Roberts and both sets of fans will join in.

Agree with you Surby, there’s nothing there exciting 😩

Maybe there is a link between friendlies and who we have bought to replace the players leaving

Very dull away pre season fixtures. I am sure we played Wealdstone recently and Sutton, well, it's Sutton. Norwich at home is alright. Be interesting to see who the other Championship opposition is.

West Ham is possible after we played them last season in the EFL Trophy

Last time we played them in a pre season friendly was at Edgware... one of their drunken fans foolishly picked up a loose scaffolding pole and attempted to attack our fans with it... needless to say, it did not end well for him.

Championship side could be West Ham. Or maybe Lincoln

Ooh Norwich, Charlton and an Championshio side at home and Wealdstone away

Just got back from Cyprus which was relatively quiet, back in March the military base was nearly hit by a drone and people have avoided going there s a result, in fact perfectly safe and the only people losing out is the Cypriot people who rely on tourism