RS, agreed, and for surrey, “needed urgent help” is the key phrase there - I believe DC has a sister who lives around the corner from them in London.....

RS, I think your “kill” comment is a touch too far. Kick maybe better?

And SD, if you lived close to me I would come to assist you as well. But I wouldn't drive more than TWO HUNDRED FUCKING MILES to do that.

Surrey, the point is you didn't make the fucking rules. johnson and cuntings did. Then they broke them. If they are not to be held accountable the who the fuck can?

So wrong muddled, so very wrong.

Sad twat. Stick a red rosette on a dead turkey you’d vote for it. Rest of us call out it out or blue.

I am not trying to defend Cummings for what he did and he should apologise for his actions and perhaps fined £2000 to be given to the NHS. However I am 80 and considered a big risk and am to stay in which I have been doing all the time. However one of my daughters who lives 60 miles away if she needed urgent help I would be there for her even if it meant not complying with regulations and probably a lot on here would do the same. Current events in the world are bringing out some peoples nasty side I am amazed at some of the vitriol which is demonstrated on this site

Abbott and Priti Patel, both as good with numbers as muddle with words.....

I’m with you there slow Train, I had the same thought at 3Am but the neighbours kids were on the trampoline. I thought hold on it’s Cummings getting at me so I didn’t bite, I won cause I’d rant all day about Alistair Campbell’s alter ego, that’ll learn em

Slow, indeed - it’s not me who’s apparently riled just now.... I’m cool. However, once a school teacher, always a school teacher lol. For the record, if some Labour twat had behaved as DC, I’d be just as all over it - WMD and Campbell, utter disgrace then, now, always.

Ohh, :-) as well.

You didn't read the link then TGG? It's not an appraisal, it's a screen grab of the official UK Civil Service twitter account.

I'm sure the Guardian's appraisal is as balanced as Anal's :)

And if I were a father could I kill cuntings as I would just be 'following the instincts of any father' that by killing him the world would be a better place for my children.

So, if someone is 'following the instincts of any father', they can now break the law and there is no fucking point in reopening schools is there as any decent father, or mother, would simply refuse to allow their children to attend.

Kent - if it stops the kid who lives near us screeching all fricking day whilst on the trampoline, great - and also, there’s a group of people right there who will be licking toilet seats, practically compulsory behaviour for Year 1 I’d imagine.

RS, saw that - priceless.... I wonder whether they’ll find out who dunnit, but they deserve a gong for that one 😂

Cummings, meh. The main thing is that primary schools are still going back from 1 June.

Oh mud - “Get laid, lick a toilet seat, gaffer tape your ars”, “shut the fuck up”, “one eye twat“, “get a fucking grip”..... do you have a mirror handy? Calm yourself man.

If I’m right you are nearly 60 not 16. Tough time for everyone. But anal, get a fucking grip.

Here you go, the graun has it. [Link]

It's just been removed. You'll find it all over.

This is the OFFICIAL UK civil service twitter right now. [Link]

mad - is that an offer? 😜

mad - honestly, remember people can post what they want on here, including opinions - if it bores you, just don’t read it, there’s no need to tell people to “shut the fuck up”. No point falling out about stuff, it’s not worth it - I’ll try to cut down my ranting, but we’ve got to be able to let off steam, and under lockdown, we aren’t able to offload to friends and workmates as much as we used to be able to.