Sutton losing 4-0 at home to BHW.

I think that's why Egan is on the bench because if a player is on loan to a non-league club, you can play him in the Checkatrade.

Didn't realise that, Oxford.

I imagine we only have 5 subs cos our Under 23s had a game earlier.

Trigger I honestly meant the tricks bit, does everyone’s head in watching some eejit decide they don’t need to clear the ball they can do a rabona in their own 6 yard box. Cos that always comes out well. Although you are right to an extent cos what kids don’t seem to do these days is actually practice and play football outside of their matches. Then they wonder why they can’t do the basics to any kind of a standard.

0-0 HT

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No lurker you meant kids are staying indoors flicking their thumbs around rather than being outside kicking balls around. Don’t try and back out now. You started this you see it out.

Seems to be misunderstanding about what I meant by FIFA game. It isn’t stopping kids playing. It is encouraging them to think they can do all that flash, stupid tricks bollocks when they can’t even control or pass the ball. Ask any grass roots manager or coach about how you can spot the ones who play it because they try those stupid things in matches.

233 is more like it

2 233 with 80 from swansea

Muppets :-)

What is the crowd at KM tonight?

There are no emergencies in the checkatrade. Down to 7 players and keeper gets injured? Anyone fancy a pint?

You have to have a heart of stone not to feel a tinge of pity for Spurs throwing it away in Milan and for Lineker having to report it, haven't you ;-)

Why only 5 subs when Swansea have 7? Surely just stick 2 extra youth on the bench? Don't have to use them unless an emergency. Would surely be good experience for them.

Spurs the gift that keeps giving

Because our squad is thin and struggling in the league which pays out a lot more than £10k.

Forgot about Jervis. A bit shit if he's injured, tonight would have been ideal for minutes.

If we have the chance to take £10k for 90 minutes work why not take it?

Reckon Hanson must still be injured and no point risking Appiah on this tournament... As good a game as any to give Tommy Wood a go.

I take it 3 of our strikers must be injured

Why the fuck are we risking our first teamers on this shit when we’re struggling for form? I know the answer is the bizarre rules for this trophy.

Swansea have a league game tonight so for a change it really should be their kids against us

Interesting line up in the game no one is talking about v Swansea's kids tonight (who lost 5-0 to Stevenage in their last Check-out Trophy game): Reserve back four (sorry Will) with Pinnock, Soares, Hartigan and Wagstaff supplying Piggott and Tommy Wood on his competitive debut. Presumably Hanson, Wordsworth, Jervis and Appiah are all carrying knocks made of glass as none of them are involved?