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I mentioned Jess Barnes losing her assistance dog to cancer a few weeks ago. Unfortunately there's massive shortfall between the insurance payout and the actual bill and a just giving page has been set up. [Link]
8th May 2026 14:39:16 [86.lo.gg.ed]
Apparently the shortfall is much bigger than the origianal text suggests.
There is an economist (I think he is German), who has predicted the last 3 world cup winners, and he thinks ot will be ....... The Netherlands this time. 🤔
3rd Jun 2026 23:21:17 [89.lo.gg.ed]
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The Carabao cup preliminary round draw has been made. York City v Crawley Town and Tranmere Rovers v Rochdale.
3rd Jun 2026 22:59:53 [89.lo.gg.ed]
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Talking of that witticism, I'm watching the latest run of The Big Match Revisited and one thing I've noticed now but never picked up at the time is how supporters of most clubs in the 1970s sang "You'll Never Walk Alone". It wasn't confined to just Liverpool. I know supporters are like parrots and mimic each other (with a few words changed here and there) but it just sounds wrong coming from Upton Park or White Hart Lane.
3rd Jun 2026 22:46:45 [81.lo.gg.ed]
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I still think Pete's best humorous offering this week was the link to Yul Brynner.
3rd Jun 2026 22:41:24 [81.lo.gg.ed]
One of the few witticisms that work better when read than when heard.
Sandy - probably true, although a bit before my time to be honest, I’ve never been a fan of crooners, although I can appreciate their talent.
3rd Jun 2026 18:38:30 [172.lo.gg.ed]
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Must be a nightmare Spit trying to recruit for us in L1 - can’t afford anyone proven unless they’ve either played for us before and aren’t fancied at their current club or they are proven but are aging out. Other than that it’s down to CC & team’s ability to identify the right skill/character combo from leagues and divisions that don’t match whatever the hell L1 is all about.
3rd Jun 2026 18:36:54 [62.lo.gg.ed]
Good luck to em.
It's a novelty song. Never liked them. Perry Como did some other really lovely stuff.
3rd Jun 2026 17:48:44 [86.lo.gg.ed]
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*disliked
3rd Jun 2026 17:43:32 [146.lo.gg.ed]
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Hahaha OI that’s a great one - my mum really dislikes that sort of music, she was very quick to get into The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan etc in the early 60s, so that’s the music I grew up with. That song contains so many dreadful puns, it’s remarkable…
It's proving very difficult to find a shop selling "Left Guard" for my other armpit...
3rd Jun 2026 17:11:51 [45.lo.gg.ed]
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Told my son that if anyone tries to take his lunch money he should headbutt them. The twat was sent home for breaking the dinner lady's nose.
3rd Jun 2026 17:09:13 [45.lo.gg.ed]
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Some great ones here, plus plenty to groan at… [Link] If you’re going to the World Cup in the US, maybe
“What is the best place in America to shop for a new soccer kit? New Jersey!” would suit…
3rd Jun 2026 17:03:51 [104.lo.gg.ed]
…groan…
My wife's had this ridiculous idea that I'm playing too much golf. Actually, it came to a head at about 11.30 last night. She suddenly shouted at me: "Golf, golf, golf, All you ever think about is bloody golf!” I'll be honest, it frightened the life out of me. I mean, you don't expect to meet somebody on the 14th green at that time of night.
3rd Jun 2026 16:55:24 [195.lo.gg.ed]
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The old ones are still gooduns, OI.
3rd Jun 2026 16:53:25 [45.lo.gg.ed]
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Is that the prize winning joke of 2013 Pete?
3rd Jun 2026 16:47:55 [31.lo.gg.ed]
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Charlton are a Championship club...
3rd Jun 2026 16:43:25 [38.lo.gg.ed]
Istanbul airport. A bit big.
Thanks CW - I presume not much is likely to happen before then, but hopefully CC has a couple of things up his sleeve…
3rd Jun 2026 16:32:15 [104.lo.gg.ed]
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David Moyes has promised fans of Man u that they will be in a major European competition next year,even if he has to write the song himself.
3rd Jun 2026 16:19:45 [45.lo.gg.ed]
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Think the championship team is Southampton as seen someone with a Southampton coat near Woodies
3rd Jun 2026 16:19:38 [82.lo.gg.ed]
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Contracts usually end at the end of June IIRC
3rd Jun 2026 16:13:03 [81.lo.gg.ed]
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Did contracts end already, I’ve forgotten when that happens…?
3rd Jun 2026 16:06:04 [104.lo.gg.ed]
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CW - Wrexham seem to think that they are Barcelona or something….
3rd Jun 2026 16:05:17 [104.lo.gg.ed]
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