We're trying to ease the prison population RK, adding all unfunny comedians would simply overwhelm.

Brand should serve additional time for being "criminally unfunny"

Morning all. ICYMI with WUP being updated, we did release a new 9yrspodcast on Thursday. Stu and I reviewed the Stockport game, and discussed voting issues with the investor proposal. We also lamented commentary standards, the loss of open terraces, and soup. There's also a look ahead to today's game with Crewe. Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and YouTube via [Link]

keefy - unlikely I’d say…

Will we be on the list of cup shocks today by winning ?

Let’s hope the judge throws the booky wook at Russell Brand when he sentences him on Monday…

Oddsock it was pretty lively around Morden on Wednesday morning with lots of armed police chasing around, especially at Morden Hall Park. I hadn’t realised that we still had that many police in the Met or so many unmarked police cars

One for Mr T [Link]

Also, this has been in local news (Morden) [Link]

Latest AELTC development news [Link]

Not 100% yet but hopefully it'll hold up while I finish off in the background.

I'm testing you Bert. :-)

Correct which probably helps because it stops J “Shrewd J” J setting up for the 0-0 so he can bring Crewe back to The Lane and pocketing the gate receipts.

So extra time and penalties if applicable, no replay

Going backwards from last season we have gone out of the FA Cup to: Gateshead, Dagenham & Redbridge, Ipswich, Chesterfield, Boreham Wood, Crawley, Doncaster, Millwall, Spurs, Sutton, FGR then you’re back to the Liverpool game.

Yeah I saw our recent record (last 10 years) and it's not confidence building. Crewe away would usually be a definite for me but with the performances I've seen so far at the away matches I have done and alternative plans available then I'll just have to keep up via Ceefax.

Didn't we beat Cheltenham 5-1 when they were a division above us rather than lose to them? I remember losing 2-0 at home to Chesterfield when they were in the National League. I think that might have even bern the same season and the next round, who went on to play somebody like West Brom.

When I looked yesterday, cheapest train ticket return to Crewe was about £40.

Doubt we'll take that many. Fans spent last weekend on the Stockport trip, not to mention Sheff Weds

Trigs, last year we lost to Gateshead in the first round, year before we lost to Daggers in the 2nd round, year before that was the last time we got to the 3rd round (lost to Ipswich), year before that we lost in the 2nd round to Cheltenham, year before that we lost to Boreham Wood in the 3rd round.

A look ahead to Saturday's game and it's a nervy one ahead of kick off. 4th place in L2 vs 18th in L1 doesn't suggest a significant gap between the two teams and you could argue that Crewe players are enjoying their football more than ours at the moment. Pressure is all on us. Might help to be away from home with the lads and lasses who travel tend to make more noise than our home crowd. No idea what sort of numbers we're taking I think it was Naz who pointed out that the supporters' coach has been cancelled for this one but that might not be an indicator of low numbers in general. PTSD of Cosgrove's back pass (that was the last time I was at Crewe) means I've got us down to repeat Stockport and score first but ultimately lose whether that's in normal time or later.

I have a spare adult ticket for Crewe. Freebie, optional donation to DLAG. 07710 043269.

And how to ruin a game… [Link]

How to score lots of goals in a game…. Have shots… [Link]

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